Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

I do a little public speaking, usually at church. The first few times I did, some absolutely bone-headed things would spontaneously blurt out of my mouth. Oh I'm really glad you can't die of embarrassment, but there were times I wished I could, lol! I had my audience in stitches a few times, and never on purpose. My deliveries have gotten a lot better with practice and now if I get a laugh it's usually intentional. Whew!

 

[FluffyButts55]

I don't like it when somebody asks for your help, and then does their own thing, and ends up messing it up and blaming it on you.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I do a little public speaking, usually at church. The first few times I did, some absolutely bone-headed things would spontaneously blurt out of my mouth. Oh I'm really glad you can't die of embarrassment, but there were times I wished I could, lol! I had my audience in stitches a few times, and never on purpose. My deliveries have gotten a lot better with practice and now if I get a laugh it's usually intentional. Whew!

Oops, this was supposed to go in the "you can't die of embarrassment" thread"! Now I'm really embarrassed, lol!

 

[CombNWattles]

I dunno, I think it fits here too in a way

 

[The Moonshiner]

Oops, this was supposed to go in the "you can't die of embarrassment" thread"! Now I'm really embarrassed, lol!

 

[Ponypoor]

Oops, this was supposed to go in the "you can't die of embarrassment" thread"! Now I'm really embarrassed, lol!

Can’t be as bad as sending a text to one of your egg customers saying ‘love you can’t wait to see you xoxoxo’

Then getting a reply back from the egg customer

Yep sold an extra dozen that week!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I dunno, I think it fits here too in a way

Thanks! It's all good, I'm always doing shtuff like this. Usually @ShrekDawg picks me up and gently guides me to where I'm supposed to be, but I'll just leave this one here.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Thanks! It's all good, I'm always doing shtuff like this. Usually @ShrekDawg picks me up and gently guides me to where I'm supposed to be, but I'll just leave this one here.

I was looking up pizzas

 

[CombNWattles]

Thanks! It's all good, I'm always doing shtuff like this. Usually @ShrekDawg picks me up and gently guides me to where I'm supposed to be, but I'll just leave this one here.

I was looking up pizzas

Never change, guys

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I was looking up pizzas

What's pizza got to do with it?