I will never be nominated for Mother of the year Award thread

[arockkid]

My husband and I argue every morning when our 2-year-old insists on sharing our dog's morning dog bones. I say 'whatever....what's the worst that will happen?'.

And she's not super talkative yet, but I hope when she is she's as hilarious as my nephew....my favorite is the time he was doing something he wasn't supposed to and my sister asked him "do you want me to beat you?" (realize she'd never do that...she's just funny like that), and when trying to figure out if he wanted to continue whatever illicite activity he was engaged in he replied "senseless, or just one time?"

 

[mame1616]

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We were going to visit my dad in the hospital, but my three year old niece was staying home. We asked her if we should give grandpa a message from her and she thought for a minute, and very matter-of-factly-said said, "yes, tell him I am beautiful."

 

[feather and mountain man]

Ok this is all so funny.



My biggest struggle with kids eating habbits are. My kids love to eat. None of them are over wieght by any means. They eat us out of house and home. They complain when they don't have a huge selection of snacks. I teach them to take care of themselves and they can all cook.

So we also teach the kids how to survive in the wilderness in case they would ever get lost. So a few months ago my Mom came to visit and my oldest son was cooking. I really didn't think much of it until my Mother said "OMG are you cooking worms?" I was so ashamed to realize he was cooking Mealworm styrfry.

Normally I would not have cared since he learned how to cook them during a rugged camping weekend but OF coarse my Mom just had to stop by at that momment.

 

[feather and mountain man]

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I also figured out at that moment what was happening to the fish bait.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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I also figured out at that moment what was happening to the fish bait.

I'd say ewww, but they aren't THAT bad actually.

I do eat insanely disgusting things.

 

[sumi]

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Was he cooking dinner for you or the chickens?

 

[mikensara]

I lived dangerously this morning I drove my 8 year old to summer skills in a ratty pair of sweats and one of hubs t shirts, my unbrushed hair in a pony tail, with a cup of coffee in one hand and barefoot. I was too tired to care to bother to put slippers on or even a bra.

 

[mikensara]

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We were going to visit my dad in the hospital, but my three year old niece was staying home. We asked her if we should give grandpa a message from her and she thought for a minute, and very matter-of-factly-said said, "yes, tell him I am beautiful."

your nephew sounds like mine has an answer for everything

 

[teach1rusl]

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I also figured out at that moment what was happening to the fish bait.

I'd say ewww, but they aren't THAT bad actually.

I do eat insanely disgusting things.

There's a pretty good kid book out there called "How to Eat Fried Worms." Most 8-11 year olds seem to really like it. Maybe your son has read it??? Of course those were earthworms...lol.

 

[feather and mountain man]

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I'd say ewww, but they aren't THAT bad actually.

I do eat insanely disgusting things.

There's a pretty good kid book out there called "How to Eat Fried Worms." Most 8-11 year olds seem to really like it. Maybe your son has read it??? Of course those were earthworms...lol.

Yeah he has read that. He just got the idea from a rugged camping weekend at Spring Mill. He says he doesn't like meal worms cause the have an after taste.