I wish

[chickenlover98]

granted, but it's so sweet that you eat it.
I wish for a million dollars

 

[Justino]

granted but you stole it from a bank and while your running away with it the cops getcha and your in jail for life

have fuuuun

i wish i won the lottery

 

[rocktheflock]

granted but its only a $1 dollar prize

i wish i had syringes so that i can worm my goats

 

[Lil Chirp]

granted but they're all rusty and broken

I wish that every one would be nice to me.

 

[Lothiriel]

granted, but you're mean to everybody else.

I wish it was 60 degrees out!!

 

[chickNjake]

granted, but it's 130 inside!

i wish it would stop raining!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Granted, but you have a blizzard the rest of your life.

I wish I was the ultimate video game master!

 

[wartrek79]

granted, but you lose your thumbs

i wish i had more chickens

 

[Lothiriel]

granted - you get one more.

I wish we could go get my ring!!!!!

i gotta wait until wednesday!!

 

[chickenbuddy]

Granted, but it turns out to be a rusty piece of twisted scrap metal.

I wish I had seramas.