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lst time one of my kids friends came over and his pants were hanging low, I told him if he didn't pull them up I would use his buttcrack as a pencil holder.
DH threatens young men who come over with their pants around their knees that he will staple them up. Clearly can't have the pants falling off around his precious 14 y/o daughter.
When you have to buy a dress to cover your waistband, you are either pregnant or need to pull your stupid pants UP.