I want to try this experiment but I am also a male. Another problem is that I lift weights regulary and have no body fat. I dont have any soft spots to put them. I dont want to wear a knee brace as I dont want to explain the egg thing to my gym buds when they ask what happened. Does anyone have any suggestions? And yes I have considered putting eggs next to the eggs if you know what I mean. Problem is thats kinda weired and not sure if it is legal. I work hard on developing my bod am young and like to show it off. I'm thinking most my jeans might do them in when I sit down or apply to much pressure to the originals. Anyone with ideas let me know. Keep in mind that all my shirts fit tight on the arms and upper bod so an egg there would look like cancer.