Since everyone hates factory farms so much I think we should shut them all down. Today. I have this new food product that everyone should love. It should be very popular because its "GREEN". And everyone knows you ain't cool if you ain't "green". I think I'll call it Soylent Green. Sounds kinda cool huh? With all the evil factory farms gone I should get rich pretty quick when thats all people will have to eat. Except for the FEW of us who can raise real food. Wait....not real food, my soylent green is the best, you'll forget all about real food. I mean dirty food from evil farmers.