If a Chicken and a Half...

[EmtheFishLady]

Then you would have to use the elephant to put it out!

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

But the leaves would dance across the trunk and make it sneeze

 

[TM Chickens]

Some time ago a group of hyper-intelligent pan dimensional beings
decided to finally answer the great question of Life, The Universe and
Everything. After thinking for a very quick 3 million minutes...or 6 years, the
answer was announced. The Ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and
Everything is...42, and in its' purest form 101010. Which suggests that
what you really need to know is 'What was the Question?'. The great
thinkers kindly pointed out that what the problem really was that
no-one knew the question.

 

[chickenaddictntn]

42 flying purple ppl eaters ate 36 deboned blueberry flapjacks in the orange dog house.

 

[goldenluver]

we got answers!

what was the question again?

oh, right! I remember purple people eaters yep, they keep purple chickens in that orange dog house, 42 of them in fact

 

[chickenaddictntn]

only if the purlpe doof watches when that air the spokes up in the house across the road. Duh

 

[ARose4Heaven]

But the B.O.S.S. ate the chicken, so we ate Hippo for supper.

 

[BirdNut]

Interestingly enough, I bought a fish-footed pink Buffalobird, so I don't have that problem.

 

[ARose4Heaven]

The silkie frazzled polka-dotted hippos taste like Turken.

 

[sourland]

The people eaters were orange, and the doghouse was purple. Please get it correct.