I'd be a silkie, based on my silkie pullet. She is frantic when she's trying to do something and desperately trying to figure it out, but oftentimes forgets exactly what it was that she was so frantic about (ADHD). Also, I'm 5ft nothing, so definitely on the "bantam" size. I also admit to being a "mama bear", crazy protective. Plus, I sat on the nest for MANY years before my daughter FINALLY hatched 8 years ago, hahaha
Edited to add that I am an "older" mom and that's what I meant by "I sat on the nest for a long time"
Ooo. Cycens are sociall, but I am not. Something low maintenance. If there is such as thing as an Asl Cock that does not attack other Cocks, I would go with that.
I would relate to a porcelain d'uccle:
Usually has poopy boots, gentle nature, known to wander away from flock in search of food, friendly and personable, occasionally conversational. Makes friends easily but prefers a small crowd. Also, knows how to get way when necessary but tries to be cute about it