If you where an animal, what would you be?

[WooingWyandotte]

I was a tiger! RAWR! Hmmmm maybe I should write a story about a tiger.

 

[FarmCoe]

Quote:
Took it again; Now I'm an owl

 

[ckngrl]

where is this quiz? I think I might be a bat, or a snake, or a mouse, or a falcon, or... what the heck, this list could go on forever! give me the quiz!

 

[tweetyflights]

Imma porcipine.

Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.

 

[mstrrlm]

Quote:
x2

 

[spiritdance]

quiz sez rhino - yeah, it sounds like me (whether I like it or not!)

Rhinoceros

Genus and Species:
Diceros bicornis

Collective Term:
A crash of rhinos
Careers and Hobbies
Policeman
Soldier
Pro-sportsman
Actor
Golf
Gambling
Football
Boxing
Famous Rhinos
OJ Simpson
Mike Tyson
Marge Schott
George Washington

This armor-plated beast is found in Africa and southeast Asia, but is a vanishing breed thanks to extermination by man. An unusual characteristic of these aggressive, ponderous animals is their tendency to deposit their dung in communal heaps, forming mounds up to twenty feet across and four feet high. The rhino's horn is made of tubular fibers secreted from the skin of the nose and cemented together. Highly prized as an aphrodisiac in Asia, these horns can attain massive dimensions - the record length for a white rhino's horn is more than five feet.

Friendship
Rhinos relish quiet companionship but are slow to make new friends. This is partly a result of its formidable appearance, but also has something to do with the unmistakable 'keep away' vibe that it exudes. However, despite its caustic behavior it somehow manages to cultivate a cadre of devoted friends who keep its shortcomings in perspective.

The Rhino Lover
Surprisingly delicate in bed, rhinos are skillful lovers. Although their tastes lean towards traditional physical pleasures, they occasionally love to express themselves in ways that will startle even the most jaded partner. The rhino yearns for a long-term mate who will put up with its aggressive behavior, but its inability to engage in intimacy makes it hard to find a willing partner. It is reduced to settling for shallow and trifling relationships, and these inadequate encounters make the rhino even more cynical about relationships - leading to self-fulfilling prophecies.

Family and Marriage
Despite - or perhaps because of - their clumsiness, rhinos are attracted to graceful and elegant animal personalities like giraffes, deer, and sables. But it is better served to seek a mate possessing the confidence to counteract its brusque, self-aggrandizing demeanor. Once a rhino has found its soul mate, it expects to marry for life. Rhinos are famously protective parents and the presence of their offspring gives them motivation to modulate their moods. Although physical violence is rare, the rhino's outbursts can be terribly frightening to its young ones. One of the most appreciated characteristics of rhino parent is its willingness to treat older children as equals.

Communicating with a Rhino
Getting to know a rhino can be an exhausting business, for it tends to rely on wordless forms of communication that must then be carefully interpreted. But, rhinos will let you know in no uncertain terms when you have crossed its line. They do not suffer fools gladly and often hurt the ones they love.

In my defense, I'm NOTHING like O.J. or Tyson (ewwwwwww!!!) And I have NOT settled for "shallow and trifling relationships". I don't deserve it, but God has blessed me with the greatest guy in the world. He's honest and true as the day is long. But I have to admit that last sentence hits home ... not my best quality there...

 

[silky_3699]

mine says i'm a vulture!

and it also said i might be a hippo!

 

[silky_3699]

Quote:
its on the first page, second replie.

 

[stoopid]

YAY! Another vulture! Finally!
Now I have an ugly friend with a big beak that cleans up after everybody!!
You can do the southern hemisphere, I'll do north.
That way we won't be so busy, so we can do other vulturesque duties.
YAY!!

 

[Amigo]

I'm a Bear! Be afriad!