If your chickens could speak, what would they have said to you today?

[4theloveofhens]

Love this thread! SO CUTE!

Lets see. Today my girls would have said, "Yeah, that's right you're going to let us out."

And then they would have said, "Hmm, no, no I don't think I like lettuce, especially when you're holding it. But wait, now that it's on the ground, it tastes totally different."

And perhaps, "Hey Fauna, bet you can't keep up with us while we chase this grasshopper around the yard now that you're SOOOO "cool" because you're laying eggs now and mom thinks you're the best. By the way, you're fat."

And Fauna would just ignore them because she doesn't involve herself in petty conversation.

 

[Mak]

"It's about TIME we got some decent treats around here! Just because you've been busy is no reason to neglect filling our treat bowl. And you expect eggs from us.... Hmph!"

 

[Ema]

today they would have said...... >>>> Why are you so late in locking us up????<<<<<<

a friend left to go partridge hunting this afternoon after his oldest son got off school and by nightfall they had not come back, so his wife called me come help look for them. Well by the time we found them it was already super dark and when I got home my chickens looked super confused in their coop with the run door open. I lock it cause we have a ton of foxes and bears!!! They sure weren't happy ahahaha

 

[WisconsinChickenWhisperer]

Meatloaf the Vegetarian Rooster: Hey, is that AC/DC I hear coming from the noisy neighbors car radio?

Little Pat Benetar: Yes, Meat, I do believe it is!

Meatloaf: Well, hey baby, I can sing like Bon Scott!

Little Pat Benetar: Oh, pshaw, you CAN NOT!

Meatloaf: Oh, yeah? Listen to this: cwack cough cough cough a doooooo cough cough cough

Little Pat Benetar: Meat, you really need to practice your singing! And you better be careful, the food lady is laughing so hard she almost fell over, and if she gets hurt, we're gonna starve to death!

Meatloaf: Yeah, ok, let me practice a little more (5 more rounds of pure hilarity followed).

Little Pat Benetar: Do they make earplugs for chickens?

 

[Ed62]

6 of our 7 would say "You can bring treats, and we'll sit in your lap to eat them. Just don't touch us! The other one says "Whatever".

Ed

 

[paddock36]

Let me out of this frying pan, it's getting really hot.

 

[Moxiechick]

Thanks for the nectarine! Don't know why you bothered putting in a dish though...

 

[Crabella]

The comment today would have been "Could ya quit with the noise already, I'm tryin' to lay an egg here!"

 

[LovinMyPeeps]

Todays is "Lets play hide the eggs again, betcha she wont look behind the compost heap!"

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

"GIVE ME TREATS NOW!"