If your chickens could speak, what would they have said to you today?

[pookiegoldman]

Today they would've said...
"THANK you for the new soft hay under our feet", "Thanks for making us wait an extra hour for our morning food!" "You didn't bring enough Persimmons and Edamame shells!"

 

[Maryallison]

I bet my rooster Tyson would have said, " Mom, I am sorry I kicked your daughter the other day....I miss free ranging with my hens." I hate it for him (I could cry) but my kids need to be safe in the yard.

 

[Long Last Farm]

" could you do something about Little Man, the rooster? It's not that we don't find him attractive, and we do apreciate the attention, but enough is enough!"

 

[Lilacfeather]

You're LATE!!

 

[BunnyMomma]

"Hey sisters, it looks like Momma's got some noodles on her shoes!

" "You're right! Let's pull 'em up and eat 'em"

"Burke, Burke, Buuurrk" "They won't come out!" "Burrkurerk" "Yeah, they will, try harder, Burrrrrkerrrk!" "Momma's shoe noodles are chewy, too.""

Look Out!" "Momma's falling down in the grass!"
"Cool! Check out her big eyes, and Momma has lost herrrrr feathers." "What do you think happened to herrr beak? It sure ain't like ours"
Bre-he-heeee-Bru-hee!

 

[fishermans wife]

"I am NOT coming out from under the tack room until I am DONE moulting!"

 

[Beekissed]

One of my RIR pullets has taken to standing on my sheep, Black Betty. Its a funny thing to see this black sheep standing there calmly with this red chicken on her back!

"I couldn't find any bunny slippers. This wool is the next best thing!"

 

[DukesAngel]

Mine were all congragated around my back door waiting on their treats and today I didn't have any. I told them all that today is just not a treat day to which Eggs replied "Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" Which to me just said Noooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww. She's been miffed at me ever since.

 

[WisconsinChickenWhisperer]

Hey, food lady! You forgot to shut one of our window's last night and it got cooooollllll..........wait, are those tomatoes? and zuchini? and stale bread? Ok, forget the window, feeeeeeeeddddddddd ussssssssssssss!

 

[Chickenaddict]

Mine would say.... "LET US OUT!" We had been free ranging but the hawk is relentless SO.... They are locked up in the coop/run and NOT happy with it at all.