I'm being stalked!!!

[Ridgerunner]

Imp, be careful. If she grabbed a pistol or rifle, you are pretty safe. But the shotgun means that she means business.

I suggest you get Ranchy to deliver whatever it is. In spite of her other posts, I think she really likes Ranchy and will hesitate to shoot. Personally, I'm staying under cover. But I have my periscope ready so I can watch.

 

[gritsar]

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According to DH this is not an accurate statement. I've been toting my .410 around looking for Mr. Fox. Last night DH said he didn't know why I bothered. Something about not being able to hit the broad side of a barn.....? Or was it a bull in the butt with a banjo?

 

[Ridgerunner]

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According to DH this is not an accurate statement. I've been toting my .410 around looking for Mr. Fox. Last night DH said he didn't know why I bothered. Something about not being able to hit the broad side of a barn.....? Or was it a bull in the butt with a banjo?

That's why the shotgun means business and I don't worry much about a rifle or pistol.

 

[stoopid]

I believe it has something to do with a cow. At least those are the signals I am picking up. Hold on, need to adjust my antennae...yes, I see something red...

 

[gritsar]

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[sourland]

Well, of course you're being stalked. What did ya expect?

 

[ranchhand]

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I know!! And do I retaliate? NO! I turn the other cheek. *straightens halo*

I don't think turning the lily white cheek counts, Kat........

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Ridge, I'll back in the door, seeing as how she can't hit the barn side of a broad.

 

[Ridgerunner]

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[Imp]

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Oh she's getting somthing allright.

 

[Imp]

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Suit yourself. Meanwhile I'm going to the storm cellar with a tinfoil hat on my head and a shotgun in my hands.

Thank goodness he's working today. It gives me time to take evasive action.

Ridgerunner, the more the merrier.

Gritty,
Does your tinfoil hat have earflaps? Might wanna pull them down.

Impy