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I'm being stalked!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gritsar, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    By an IMP! [​IMG]

    Imp keeps reminding me that something is going to happen to/with me tomorrow. [​IMG] Sweet little ol' ME, an innocent angel.

    If I should disappear tomorrow, would someone please let the authorities know there was an IMP involved?
     
  2. chicmom

    chicmom Dances with Chickens

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    Is it your birthday tomorrow? Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn, ya know......
     
  3. Hot2Pot

    Hot2Pot Fox Hollow Rabbitry

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    It might be a stupid question, but inquiring minds want to know, what is an imp anyways?
     
  4. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:Nope, not my birthday.

    I have always been sweet and kind to every IMP I meet and now this. [​IMG]
     
  5. terrilhb

    terrilhb Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 11, 2010
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    So Imp is stalking you. [​IMG] [​IMG] We will tell the authorities. But what will we tell them when they ask what an IMP is? [​IMG]
     
  6. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:Imps are small, mischevious (read: evil) creatures. They run around creating havoc and chaos wherever they go. It's rumored they eat small children. [​IMG]
     
  7. Ridgerunner

    Ridgerunner Chicken Obsessed

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    Oh, goody! Another fun thread to anticipate! Mind if I watch? [​IMG]
     
  8. TinyChickenLady

    TinyChickenLady Chillin' With My Peeps

    Haha is he tormenting you? I've noticed he does that to you quite often [​IMG]
    Maybe you'll be getting another gift [​IMG]
     
  9. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:Suit yourself. Meanwhile I'm going to the storm cellar with a tinfoil hat on my head and a shotgun in my hands.

    Thank goodness he's working today. It gives me time to take evasive action.
     
  10. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:I know!! And do I retaliate? NO! I turn the other cheek. *straightens halo*
     

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