I'm being stalked!!!

[gritsar]

By an IMP!

Imp keeps reminding me that something is going to happen to/with me tomorrow.

Sweet little ol' ME, an innocent angel.

If I should disappear tomorrow, would someone please let the authorities know there was an IMP involved?

 

[chicmom]

Is it your birthday tomorrow? Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn, ya know......

 

[CapricornFarm]

It might be a stupid question, but inquiring minds want to know, what is an imp anyways?

 

[gritsar]

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Nope, not my birthday.

I have always been sweet and kind to every IMP I meet and now this.

 

[terrilhb]

So Imp is stalking you.

We will tell the authorities. But what will we tell them when they ask what an IMP is?

 

[gritsar]

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Imps are small, mischevious (read: evil) creatures. They run around creating havoc and chaos wherever they go. It's rumored they eat small children.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Oh, goody! Another fun thread to anticipate! Mind if I watch?

 

[TinyChickenLady]

Haha is he tormenting you? I've noticed he does that to you quite often

Maybe you'll be getting another gift

 

[gritsar]

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Suit yourself. Meanwhile I'm going to the storm cellar with a tinfoil hat on my head and a shotgun in my hands.

Thank goodness he's working today. It gives me time to take evasive action.

 

[gritsar]

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I know!! And do I retaliate? NO! I turn the other cheek. *straightens halo*