I'm going to lose my mind!

[Ridgerunner]

I'm obviously missing something. What's amusing about any of this? It all sounds normal to me.

 

[Countrywife]

Grit posts "I'm going to lose my mind", my first thought is, short trip.

I believe you are younger than me. I blame it all on the 3rd child- I was such a sane person till she showed up.

Silly girl - leave the bacon IN the dishwasher, it lures the dog in.

 

[MareeZoCool]

Did You Remember To Shut The Stove Off?

PLEASE, go back and check that stove.

 

[gritsar]

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Speaking of the stove....We had ham for supper on Sunday night. The ham had a nice thick skin, so I trimmed it off, put it in the oven, turned on low, to dry it for the dog to have something to gnaw on. Monday night I used the griddle to make supper. Last night I pre-heated the oven for supper and *sniff* *sniff* something's burning. So much for the doggie treats.
It took awhile to convince myself that I hadn't left the oven on since Sunday night.

 

[Countrywife]

What exactly are you drinking and why will you not share??????

 

[gritsar]

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I can't drink alcohol. There are times I really wish I could.

 

[gritsar]

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Glad to know I'll have a neighbor when I get settled on planet Insanity. Do you live by the river deNial too?

 

[prairiepearls]

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Reminds of the old Bob Newhart show. The episode in which Bob & Jerry & co. were watching football on TV on Thanksgiving while Emily visited family out of town, and the guys got carried away with their drinking game. When Emily came home, she asked Bob why there were dirty dishes in the oven, and he said, "Emily, whatever you do, don't open the dishwasher!" Goodness, I loved that show!

 

[redhen]

Hmmm...this could work in our favor guys...
Someone can slip in and steal her new pup and make it look like he was never even there..*she'll never catch on..*
then we can all share him... 1 month at each persons house..

I get him first!

 

[gritsar]

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No, you don't because you won't respond to my thread in the family section. I'm sending him to country wife first.

And believe me if my ankles weren't being chewed on 24/7, I'd notice.