I'm going to lose my mind!

[gritsar]

I've been suspecting that I might be going to for awhile, but now I'm quite sure.
It started with tripping over nothing but air and believing in the hereafter, as in going into a room and asking myself "what am I hereafter?"
It progressed to calling the cat by the dog's name and vice versa, repeatedly, Also, finding strange things in the fridge and even stranger things in the pantry. I completely forgot to take my daily meds. yesterday and wondered why I felt like death warmed over all day.
Today, the insanity is complete. I made myself a grilled cheese, fed the dog a piece of cheese while I waited for the skillet to heat up. Sat down to eat my yummy grilled cheese....minus the cheese. I found myself eating a grilled bread sandwich.
Yes, the insanity is here to stay and I'm totally at ease with it.

 

[fordmommy]

"I'm going to loose my mind!" .....That's your title......You HAVE lost it. Maybe you left in the fridge with the other piece of cheese!

 

[farmerlor]

Congratulations!

 

[herefordlovinglady]

I looked for a pound of bacon last night, finally gave up and when i was loading the dishwasher AFTER we ate -- found the bacon in the dishwasher....

 

[gritsar]

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Gee thanks! I think. Do I get flowers or a t-shirt maybe to mark the occasion? Chocolates! Chocolates would be great!
I forgot the best, slightly embarrasing part. This morning DH asked me why I was wearing my coop boots in the house. Found my house shoes outside the back door.

 

[debilorrah]

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Gee thanks! I think. Do I get flowers or a t-shirt maybe to mark the occasion? Chocolates! Chocolates would be great!
I forgot the best, slightly embarrasing part. This morning DH asked me why I was wearing my coop boots in the house. Found my house shoes outside the back door.

You get a box of chocolates - missing the chocolates.

 

[The Chicken People]

I think you need a vacation!

 

[gritsar]

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Good thing I don't have a dishwasher. No telling what we'd find in there.

Come to think of it...the puppy needs a bath and I have neither the time nor the energy. Mind if I borrow your dishwasher? After you remove the bacon of course.

 

[herefordlovinglady]

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Good thing I don't have a dishwasher. No telling what we'd find in there.

Come to think of it...the puppy needs a bath and I have neither the time nor the energy. Mind if I borrow your dishwasher? After you remove the bacon of course.

do you know where your puppy is?

 

[fordmommy]

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