I'm hungry. What do I do?

[ColtHandorf]

I haven't weighed myself in ages. All I know is the omicron variants made my pants shrink

I do know a super special secret. Carbs are afraid of heights. If you store all your junk food on top of the fridge, the carbs will jump out to save themselves, thus allowing you to eat the food with no fear of your pants growing tighter.

 

[Kiki]

With the way grocery prices are going up, some folks may have to consider the option!

Heck no. I'd get a second or third job before that happens.

 

[Bonkerelli]

Heck no. I'd get a second or third job before that happens.

Why do you think I work 3 jobs?

 

[KingD]

Carbs are afraid of heights. If you store all your junk food on top of the fridge, the carbs will jump out to save themselves,

I had to read this 3 times before I realized it didn't actually say 'crabs'

 

[ColtHandorf]

I had to read this 3 times before I realized it didn't actually say 'crabs'

Crab and all "seafood" should definitely be stored in the fridge, sir. lol

 

[Kiki]

Crab and all "seafood" should definitely be stored in the fridge, sir. lol

Drive down this weekend so we can go sit on the beach and people watch. Nutty will come met us there.

 

[KingD]

Crab and all "seafood" should definitely be stored in the fridge, sir. lol

They'd die though

 

[KingD]

Drive down this weekend so we can go sit on the beach and people watch. Nutty will come met us there.

Who's nutty

 

[Kiki]

Who's nutty

My BFF.

@RUNuts

 

[KingD]

My BFF.

@RUNuts

I'm still learning all these abbreviations lol