Im not a girl but....

[SallyF]

I'm jealous. I have never never never had either a manicure or a pedicure. My toes all curl under (cheap shoes when little?) and my fingernails are different shapes and break all the time, so I rarely have enough nail to do anything with. Somebody even gave me a coupon for a spa day once and I was too embarrassed to use it. Hard to believe anyone as old as I am (almost on Medicare) is so stupid, isn't it! Maybe I'll write into my will that I want the funeral home to give me a mani & pedi. Oops, that won't work, I want to be cremated.

 

[KenK]

My wife is crazy for the manicures and pedicures. She gives me one a year right before we go to the beach. Hate it hate it hate it. Don't like anybody messing with my feet. Poor old feet.

 

[BairleaFarm]

They can fix all kinds of mess Sally. Figure they have seen worse then yours. I bit my nails and they can usually make them look decent. O come on Ken. The pumice scrub on the bottom feels great.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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*whine*

Now I REALLY want a pedicure!

 

[al6517]

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Well I see then................ I see now why you carefully chose this forum with a 97% women membership to post such a topic, where no backlash of such an unmanly practice would be questioned and even embraced LOL. I am just giving you a little jab............ all in good fun, I am sure you would be a wonderful date for any girl wishing to go to an musical or an art or potery class. I will say this you have some stones that's for sure. good luck to you maam I mean Man.

 

[BairleaFarm]

lol. ill rock pottery or art class. talkin about you girls ....... I bet ive got 5-15 female chicken farmers in and out of here on a weekly basis. Some are hot some are, well, not. Truth of the matter I dont care what you look like. I enjoy taking your money and in return giving you chicken products. My last GF got jealous of all my chicken friends to the point of us breaking up. Shed say something like soandso is good looking. My reply - i dunno but shes got the nicest set of orphingtons ive ever seen. anywho back to doing what i like do best with the ladies - talking chickens.

I had a batch hatch today and had some new breeds i hadnt hatched before. I have to say silkies and turkens are cutes chicks.

 

[caspernc]

You would be the bestest dad to have!

 

[al6517]

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Now that's funny nice set of Orphingtons

....... good thing it wasn't set of Golden Comets.

 

[BairleaFarm]

too funny i tell you

 

[dianaross77]

A good-looking farmer that gets pedicures and has a sense of humor!

Shhhh. Don't tell my husband.