I'm Not Addicted to Chickens

Muahaha....you have fallen prey to Nifty's plan to take over the world with chickens!

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Nah, it's his plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! See, you get people to love chickens, they join BYC.
The people spread the addiction, their friends join BYC.
Slowly but surely, the world will be conquered. As Chief Administrator, Nifty will become King of Earth. When aliens are discovered, they will become addicted too.

Ta-da! Nifty-Chicken, Ruler of the Universe! And all the older members will become Knights of Backyard Chickens!

I don't mind, Nifty and Terrie are a good King and Queen!
 
are we all gonna walk like chickens after the takeover? heads boppin, and scratch at the ground with our feet when we hang out and chat? lol next time you sell some chickens, do that! bop your head while you talk and real subtle like scratch at the ground with your feet
 
It might scare the unenlightened! We have to be careful to not frighten those we are trying to win over!

Someone needs to make a banner which says:

Nifty-Chicken For King Of The Universe!
 
Be afraid, be very afraid!

Wait...

Be afraid it won't succeed! Chickens rule.

(is it wrong to want a silkie just so I can mess with people's heads?)
 

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