I'm so bored that...

[and-roo]

you would DARE steal my idea like that,
and then blow raspberries at me!?
NO! just NO! Its the guillotine for you, sir!
IMMEDIATELY after a awful flogging.
I spit at you, peasant!

#1

LOL!

#2 i am not your peasant i am Prince Shammalamadingdong and if you insult me again YOU will be the one be awfully and publicly FLOGGED!!!

#3

!!

 

[peppersow]

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yeah?

 

[and-roo]

WOOT!!
JOKLOLHAYOIOI

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yeah?

what?

 

[peppersow]

#1

LOL!

#2 i am not your peasant i am Prince Shammalamadingdong and if you insult me again YOU will be the one be awfully and publicly FLOGGED!!!

#3

!!

you would DARE enter MY kingdom and tell me that I will be flogged? NEVER!!!
you would list off things you want me to do!??! NO!
as we speak the old emoticon with a cane is being VICIOUSLY flogged,
and I've already prepared the IDIOTS sticking out there tounges out for beheading!
so I insult you once more, OAF.

 

[peppersow]

what?

yeah... jerry's kinda shy...

 

[and-roo]

you would DARE enter MY kingdom and tell me that I will be flogged? NEVER!!!
you would list off things you want me to do!??! NO!
as we speak the old emoticon with a cane is being VICIOUSLY flogged,
and I've already prepared the IDIOTS sticking out there tounges out for beheading!
so I insult you once more, OAF.

for one they cant be beheaded, you can't behead a head. and for two the "emoticon with a cane" is my scribe and if you kill him i can just respawn another one, just watch... *poof*

... see?! besides, i am higher in the "royal pecking order" than you are, so

!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh and i'm gonna behead jerry and burn his chair)

 

[peppersow]

You cant behead jerry, as he is just a head.(buffoon, you said it yourself, so

)
and as to your scribe, I will just permanently install my flogging agent (say hello to Jerry's bro, Terry

)
and have him fogged forever. as to this "royal pecking order" nonsense, I would just like to say no.
as to Jerry's chair, it is bronze. so

 

[and-roo]

jerry and terry will be locked in the deepest part of my dungeon with no food until i am done melting jerry's chair and forging it into a sword that i will use to kill them.
and as for your dancing bunnie and chicken they will be trained to be my fiercest warriors and i will use them to take over your kingdom for me and then i will banish you forever... from your own kingdom and mine of course.

and i lived happily ever after and no-one ever saw peppersow again, ~the end~.

wasnt that a happy ending?

yeah, i think so too, bob.

 

[and-roo]

(im suddenly not bored anymore)

 

[peppersow]

but what you didn't realize was that the rabbit was actually raised by terry and jerry (because they were in 4-H) and, once he discovered his heritage, he stole your bronze sword in the heat of battle and slew you with it. no one ever had to put up with and-roo ever again. as for me, I will forever be remembered in legends and songs telling of my wonderful deeds.

wasn't that a nice story, children? I think so to.