I'm so old I Remember when:

[notabitail]

Don't worry -- they've got fines for all those things, too. No cars in yards except on pavement, no overnight parking on streets without prior permission, no faded paint, no lawns higher than 3". . .

They fine you for watering on certain days in summer. When grass has to be watered daily otherwise it dies.

 

[LaFleche]

Don't worry -- they've got fines for all those things, too. No cars in yards except on pavement, no overnight parking on streets without prior permission, no faded paint, no lawns higher than 3". . .

Are you even expected to breathe a certain way?

 

[notabitail]

Are you even expected to breathe a certain way?

Yes.

 

[LaFleche]

Yes.

...or else you will get a fine?

 

[notabitail]

...or else you will get a fine?

$10k per wrong breath.

$50k if you fart due to carbon emissions.

Obviously not true. But the people running El Paso are corrupt and have tried do steal thousands from my family.

 

[LaFleche]

Yes.

What happened to "America, .... the land of the free...."?

Or does the "free" nowadays only applies to owning and carrying as many guns as you like?

 

[LaFleche]

$50k if you fart due to carbon emissions.

With the emissions of some people this might even appear reasonable

 

[notabitail]

What happened to "America, .... the land of the free...."?

Or does the "free" nowadays only applies to owning and carrying as many guns as you like?

Oh, they have their excuses. Only applies to the rich. Break a leg? You'll be homeless if you make minimum wage.

 

[notabitail]

With the emissions of some people this might even appear reasonable

Oh yeah. 25K goes to those who smelt it.

 

[LaFleche]

Oh yeah. 25K goes to those who smelt it.

Will help to get them a nice funeral with all the bells and whistles.