I'm so old I Remember when:

[MROO]

Mine was blue with silver pinstripes. Blue with silver flake banana seat. Ape hanger bars. Matching blue with silver flake hand grips and a big ol shifter on the cross bar.
Unfortunately a short sissy bar but it did have a wide flat drag slick rear tire. Chain guard came loose and banged around so I tossed it and tied my bell bottom tight to my leg with a shoestring.

OhMaGosh, Yeah! Getting your pant legs unsnagged from the bike chain was the worst! Mom just shook her head when the (daily delivered) newspaper showed up without a rubber band ... again. She knew I'd snagged it to ward off a bell bottom disaster!

 

[Sally PB]

;D
All you had to do was turn the paper sideways

No, you just turned your head sideways.

 

[sdm111]

The hopeless feeling of a pantleg caught in we sprocket and slowly coming to a stop and fall I no on your right side with no way to stop it

 

[notabitail]

The hopeless feeling of a pantleg caught in we sprocket and slowly coming to a stop and fall I no on your right side with no way to stop it

I've gotten pants stuck in a bike.

 

[jxp]

I've gotten pants stuck in a bike.

raises hand. Me too.

 

[notabitail]

raises hand. Me too.

I also made the chain fall off my sister's bike and crashed it into some grape vines. My sister got mad and all it needed was the chain reseated .

 

[kikiruru]

I found this online. It may help:
The closest thing to the "government cheese" of the 1980s, a processed cheese distributed by the US government to low-income households, is deli American cheese or Land O'Lakes American cheese. While not identical, these cheeses share a similar flavor profile and texture, often described as mild and melty, similar to Velveeta.

Thank you