In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

[ChocolateMouse]

Does anyone have still have a life, or are they always on BYC?

Look, I finished my farm chores already. The garden is dead and it's cold and deadly outside so I don't wanna go out. Thinking about eating geese is way better.

 

[Chickassan]

Im shocked nobody has screamed "off topic!" yet.
Did somebody forget to feed the Karens again?

 

[KingD]

OFF TOPIC!!!!

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

OFF TOPIC!!!!

Found one, @Chickassan

 

[Chickassan]

Looks skinny though, nobody has fed her in days.

Found one, @Chickassan

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

@Chickassan I love your signature. And pfp, for that matter. I smile every time I read it.

 

[Chickassan]

Im glad!
That was it's intended purpose.

@Chickassan I love your signature. And pfp, for that matter. I smile every time I read it.

 

[greenwos]

Having read this entire show, I have the following observations:
- our family farm got electricity in 1954 I believe, so it’s totally doable.
- geese hunting is a thing here, so go ahead, shoot the things
- black bear gallbladders are apparently magical. The Chinese pay big money for them.
- I’ve already decided (before this thread) that when the world ends, we’ll move into our workshop with its wood stove and just get our drinking water from the river. #1 bonus of new house.
- also, z is pronounced ZED

 

[TwoCrows]

This thread seems to have run its course.

Thank you to all who participated.

-BYC Staff.