Was baby sitting today. Me an the mom talking at the end of the day an one of the girls walks in to the kitchen with her hand an a bloody paper towel in her mouth..
Mom- What are you doing?
Girl- pulling a loose tooth.
Mom- What? It looks like its not ready so leave it alone till it is....
(POP)
Girl- To late.... I have another one that is loose too..
Mom- No, the tooth faerie is broke. Let that one be till it has time to loosen up more.
Mom takes the tooth an girl walks in the other room.
Later....
Mom- Um, you have change for a 10. I spent my last 1s today at work... An she wants to pull two teeth?
My brother- lol Here keep it.
Gives her $2
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