The medical stuff gets to be a problem. I have been on some wild medical calls. I ran one that even made me famous in the EMS community for a few days. Everyone wanted to hear about it. The problem is that it is illegal here to tell tell those stories even to others in the medical community. I may write about it one day but it will be something my kids would have to publish after I am gone.I have a few stories working in a hospital. During a cesarean a lady vomited and her intestines came out of the 'hole' in her stomach. The doctor tried to stuff them back in. It was like stuffing sausages into a pair of tight!
Or the ward I worked on where a man came in with stomach pains. It turned out he had a can of beer inserted somewhere! The same day a man came in with an 8 inch kitchen knife in his hand. He was that drunk he thought his mates had dared him to do it.
So we had the fridge and cutlery drawer in the same ward!
Lets just say if this song had not came out before it happened I would think someone in my crew was leaking the story.
