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I have a few stories working in a hospital. During a cesarean a lady vomited and her intestines came out of the 'hole' in her stomach. The doctor tried to stuff them back in. It was like stuffing sausages into a pair of tight!
Or the ward I worked on where a man came in with stomach pains. It turned out he had a can of beer inserted somewhere! The same day a man came in with an 8 inch kitchen knife in his hand. He was that drunk he thought his mates had dared him to do it.
So we had the fridge and cutlery drawer in the same ward!
The medical stuff gets to be a problem. I have been on some wild medical calls. I ran one that even made me famous in the EMS community for a few days. Everyone wanted to hear about it. The problem is that it is illegal here to tell tell those stories even to others in the medical community. I may write about it one day but it will be something my kids would have to publish after I am gone.

Lets just say if this song had not came out before it happened I would think someone in my crew was leaking the story.
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The medical stuff gets to be a problem. I have been on some wild medical calls. I ran one that even made me famous in the EMS community for a few days. Everyone wanted to hear about it. The problem is that it is illegal here to tell tell those stories even to others in the medical community.


As long as we don't name names, dates or places we are safe as far as privacy laws.
Some doctors have brought out a book of xrays of things inserted where they shouldn't be
 
As long as we don't name names, dates or places we are safe as far as privacy laws.
Some doctors have brought out a book of xrays of things inserted where they shouldn't be
Any story I tell it would be easy for a local to figure out who what an where. That the problem of working in a small community. If I moved an wrote it in a pin name I would probably be ok doing it.
 
Quote: My son spent a year speaking to the voice recognition program on the computer.
It will learn your accent the more you use it.
(although, when he got braces it all changed and he was bit irritated.)
He thinks faster than he can type so he speaks his thoughts and then goes back in and edits.
I had one of those old spring manual type writers that you needed to hit hard to make it print. I did not have strong enough fingers, so I have become a four finger and right thumb typer.
Kids today have no excuse not to write perfect papers.
I used so much white out, my papers looked like a topography map.
 

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