In this thread we only can talk in formal speak

[chickencheeper]

*expels jubilant noises from vocal cords in a manner of expressing joy aloud* I am greatly pleased at how thy interweb conversation has progressed

 

[Dawnclucks22]

Indeed, she is very well mannered. Is any of thou experienced in the art of the sword?

Not I, although I have expressed interest in this field of skill.

 

[cathloveydovey]

Not I, although I have expressed interest in this field of skill.

Alas, it is dangerous indeed. Many have lost their lives to this art

 

[cathloveydovey]

I must now go close my eyes until dawn, under animal print blankets.
Good night my fellow formal speakers

 

[chickencheeper]

Indeed, she is very well mannered. Is any of thou experienced in the art of the sword?

What is thee item you refer to as a “sword”? Are you atempting to discuss a long metal shaft with sharpened edges and gripped area to hold in extremities?

 

[Dawnclucks22]

I must now go close my eyes until dawn, under animal print blankets.
Good night my fellow formal speakers

Goodnight, for on the morrow we shall go to our places of worship.

 

[chickencheeper]

Our commentary seems to have dissipated

 

[Amer]

Ah, and I as well! I go early of late, for I attend a performance later into the evening.

As for the person who is typing these very words on this glass screen, I must go to the house of our Lord, and then go to the building incorrectly described as a place between buildings, and throw heavy balls at white plastic tubes, as well as attend a luncheon, I believe. Then I will be at the area I treasure and am at most, and be on the place of chickens in backyards and also the internets. I will also preoccupy or fill the mind of myself continually, intrusively, and to a troubling extent about the thing that the female gallus gallus lays hatching.

 

[chickencheeper]

As for the person who is typing these very words on this glass screen, I must go to the house of our Lord, and then go to the building incorrectly described as a place between buildings, and throw heavy balls at white plastic tubes, as well as attend a luncheon, I believe. Then I will be at the area I treasure and am at most, and be on the place of chickens in backyards and also the internets. I will also preoccupy or fill the mind of myself continually, intrusively, and to a troubling extent about the thing that the female gallus gallus lays hatching.

*applauds you on your usage of Latin*

 

[Dawnclucks22]

As for the person who is typing these very words on this glass screen, I must go to the house of our Lord, and then go to the building incorrectly described as a place between buildings, and throw heavy balls at white plastic tubes, as well as attend a luncheon, I believe. Then I will be at the area I treasure and am at most, and be on the place of chickens in backyards and also the internets. I will also preoccupy or fill the mind of myself continually, intrusively, and to a troubling extent about the thing that the female gallus gallus lays hatching.

I wish thee the utmost luck in your hatching of gallus gallus and that you enjoy thine luncheon! I do not yet know if I may do anything of note besides what has already been stated previously.