In Which I Meet A BYCer, And Show Her My...Assets

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That would be ME!!!

Holy crap, I have done some pretty funny things in my life but I am telling ya...THAT tops it all!!

After I read this post I went to your blog and read the rest!! Then I read some more and I just wanted to tell you that you are soooo lucky to have a husband that will actually WRITE such nice things to you!! Thats true love! OHHH and about the "hand over the face, parakeet" LMAOOOOOOO
What a GREAT way to break the crying up, right!! Wow, you guys are great!!
 
Good times, good times.....
As I wipe the tears from my face.....
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Since we're all sharing torn jean stories....


In college I took a summer ornithology (bird) class in which we traveled north for 9 hours before arriving at our destination. It was fun times. We woke up at the crack of dawn out of a girl scout camp...ages ranging from 18-89 yrs. of age of a group of about 17 or so including the instructor.

We drove up in 2 vans and we'd file out of the vans as we'd visit marshes and prairie and water areas.... We saw so many great birds: pileated woodpecker, osprey, tons of bald eagles and juvenile ones as well and to actually see them dive and grab a fish out of the water was amazing, all sorts of ducks and loons...and all sorts of prairie birds and grouse.... That's why some of the "students" were older... they weren't doing it for credit...they did it annually just for fun.

Well, one of our stops...I jumped out of the van and somehow my jeans snagged on the door hook so when I JUMPED the force of my own body weight ripped my jeans clear off the left side of my bum and thigh. All you heard was RIIIIIIIIIIIIIP and EVERYONE turned to look and practically fell on the dewy ground pitchin fits.

I was wearing undies...striped ones in fact. I called them my tutti fruities.

And this was our FIRST stop of the day at 5:30 am and we wouldn't be back at camp until lunch time. Oh the agony. Luckily since it was a wee bit cold that morning I had a sweat shirt that I was forced to tie around my waist.

To commemerate the "birding" moment the 89 year old granny took a picture of us young kids looking out across a field looking through our binoculars which made the local paper after our return. Luckily you can't see my stripes.

We gave each other tick checks when we returned to camp...I had a couple of guy friends "volunteer". In their dreams....

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I can't remember what comments were being said exactly other than me almost crying and laughing and trying to hold some fabric over my bum as everyone else was laughing hysterically as I am asking the teacher, "Can't we just go back so I can get some pants?"...all I can remeber mostly is my friend Walt repeatedly trying to walk behind and to the side of me all day.

he's such a goon.
 
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That reminds me of the wonderful scene in "Bringing Up Baby," in which Cary Grant realizes that Katherine Hepburn has ripped the back out of her evening gown (and does not yet realize it), and bless his gallant heart, keeps trying to stand close behind her to spare her modesty...geez, I love that movie!
 

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