I never would.
Nope! Still not. See below.
We have a winner!
Nope. I'm shaking and freaking out. My head is killing me, I might shave my head (a shame. My hair is so very long!) because it is either in the way or I can't stand the feel of having it up. My clothing has come to life, and is saying rude things (okay, that's not happening ... Yet!)
Coffee withdraw sounds funny, but this is truly not anymore. I am not saying I feel made fun of. I think all the comments are very funny. I am just saying that I don't currently feel sane.