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[rIrs roost]

Foul Mouth Bird

Dave’s parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it. "Every time the bird swears, put it in the freezer for 15 seconds," advised the vet.
The next time the parrot uttered an expletive, Dave did as the vet said. Then, feeling guilty, Dave opened the freezer.
Shivering, the parrot came out saying, "I’m sorry for all the bad language I’ve been using." Dave was astounded at the sudden change. Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" :-/

Lol.

 

[scflock]

SC just changed his avatar!!!! he never does that!!!!

WV bought me a shirt to wear in the parade...

 

[scflock]

I'm watching your every move.. What makes you think we haven't already joined forces? Hummmm???

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Worst chicken owner ever, I put out food and water this morning and forgot to open their door so they had no water, only the grower feed I put in a corner for the two young ones which is not nearly enough. I got home early for a change only a twelve hour day excited to let them out for the last half hour of light only to find out what I had done. Poor chixkies ate like the starving and guzzled water. I have to get my automatic door hooked up. Gheesh and I think I can do a Bator. Insert the head smashing into wall here.

at least they were ok!

 

[Sally Sunshine]

WV bought me a shirt to wear in the parade...

nice wifey

good choice fits you perfectly doesnt it ma puce, well done WV

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Are you going share the parade? I have only held dance parties and silly things years before... nothing like a parade!

 

[daxigait]

Yes, thank God it was a nice December day and not August.

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Yes, thank God it was a nice December day and not August.

this is why I keep my water and food in the coops now

 

[Sally Sunshine]

Lol.

Hey Red! there you are!

I thought you were crackin jokes gettin ready for granny!

 

[lazyacre]

oh man, I got to work at 7:15 and I'm still at work it's almost 5. I'm tired. It's a good thing my dad is keeping an eye on the bator and my sister is taking care of the chickens. I may not make it home anytime soon.