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ChicksN Coffee

In the Brooder
Mar 1, 2015
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CHICKEN JOKES!!!

How long do chickens work?
Around the Cluck!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
It egg-plodes

If a rooster laid an egg on a barn roof which way would it roll off?
What kind of rooster lays eggs?

How did the egg get up the mountain??
It scrambled up. HAHAHAHA <———– not funny what so ever

How do monsters like their eggs?
scary side-up.

Why do eggs go to school?
To get Egg-ucated

What do chickens grow on?
A Poultry

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City

How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.

What happened to the chicken that misbehaved in school?
It got egg-spelled

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Fox?
Just the fox :)

What is the best kind of car to be driving when you’re ready to play chicken?
A coupe
 
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