how about
mans best friend, the chicken
OR
womans best friend, the chicken
but instead of CHICKEN you could also use hen, cock, rooster, orrrr pullet? I unno..just an Idea.
cause like, mans best friend is normally a dog...ye
also maybe something like..
WARNING chicken X-ing (lmao, that dont make much sense tho eh...seeing as its on a car)
heres some off the top of my head
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poultry for dummies
BACKYARDCHICKENS.COM
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move into the coop!
BACKYARDCHICKENS.COM
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addicted to poultry?? your not the only one.
BACKYARDCHICKENS.COM
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my pet makes me breakfast! does yours??
backyardchickens.com
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I will think of more later...I got to go to bed..haha