It's official....

[Nicole01]

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You and me both, sister!

Awww.... Not all are bad. My daughter is 17 and has been pretty darn good. She tried signing up for the National Guard this year, but her jerk of a biological father who disowned her refused to sign the papers. He wants nothing to do with her. She will wait until next year. My daughter has nice friends too, they stay out of trouble. I know this, because they never go anywhere. They stay home and watch movies.

 

[eenie114]

Hey, Em, you and my mom would get along great. We got into a discussion about clothing the other day.
"Low-rise jeans are indecent."
"Since when does comfortable=indecent? And you KNOW I wear long tanktops under my shirts."
"I swear, if any midriff shows, I will do something so embarrassing you won't show your face in polite society for ten years.

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Then my stepdad joined the conversation. "We could all be nudists!"

Dear Mother thought this was a great idea.
DOES NOT COMPUTE. She thinks being a nudist is a great idea, and yet freaks if my midriff shows for a split second while I reach something from a high shelf. She's not kidding about thinking it's a great idea, BTW. She hates dealing with clothes.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I would like to think I'm still "cool". I have kinda a "Cool" job. At least, it's cool when I'm soaked in salt water right? Sometimes it's downright frigid.


Eenie, I don't want to a be a nudist. I think only attractive people should be.

 

[awesomefowl]

HEY!!! I'm a teenager!!!

And yes Em, you are cool! You have a fish on your website called the Diana's Hog? Hey???? WTHeck is up with that? Is it named after me?

 

[eenie114]

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I meant the part about hating teenage culture.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I don't "Hate" teenage culture. I hate that it makes me old.

 

[eenie114]

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Maybe that's my secret to understanding my mother.....

Nothing makes you old unless you let it.

My grandfather is 73 and walks 1.5 miles every morning. I asked him once how he was able to do that. "I refuse to be old!"

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I think of it this way. For every year you get older, you're pushing me closer to death.

So, you're killing me.

 

[eenie114]

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I'M killing you? Oh, sure, blame me!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I'M killing you? Oh, sure, blame me!

Well, I have to blame someone.