I've had ENOUGH of Martha Stewart!

[The Tinman]

Today at the FCI we will be making a handbag useing dryer lint and dental floss,It called a joey pouch. Then later today we will be making an authentic didjerido out of my cell mates wooden leg. "Its A Good Thing"
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Is that my nickname now?

We could also reuse old shivs to make decorative lamps!

Also on Martha's Prison; how to make a secret compartment using only your body!

 

[PeepsInc]

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No I am 100% positive that she is still good at everything domestic, whether or not she has the time to visit the home she owns near you.
Hollywood is the last word I would use to describe my hero Martha. While she may not have time to tend all of her gardens, I'm sure she spends her freetime tending a garden somewhere or creating delicious home cooked meals or creating clever and inexpensive home accessories.

She spends her free time at her mansion rite on the back side of the John Jay estate in Westchester. I truly don't think she spends all her time making cookies. All tho you can catch her riding her horse threw one of the many state park that's pay'd for with tax $ & reserved for the wealthy that live in the area. We New Yorkers & our tax money even made a special butterfly garden on a large estate for Libby Pataki & her friends to ride their horses. What I'm trying to say, as one of the guys that use to work behind the scenes to help bring the cotillions & balls together, We as a society give way to much credit to "spokes people" . You can imagine she's best friends with the Easter Bunny if you want, but Martha is simply a Spokes Person, Thats the Hollywood I was referring to.

 

[Chickenfur]

has anyone ever watched her daughter's show? i think it's called "Whatever, Martha". It's really funny!

 

[PepsNick]

I didn't know about thuse paints, I'd rather not have celebrities involved in this. Gah. She needs to take her money and leave. And now she sells nest boxes on MPC...

 

[elizabethbinary]

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Martha Stewart.... nest boxes? LOL!!

But I guess.. to be fair... this is a nestbox I made once:

....busty mcguyver.


No really... what do Martha Stewart nesting boxes look like??!

 

[PepsNick]

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Martha Stewart.... nest boxes? LOL!!

But I guess.. to be fair... this is a nestbox I made once:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FtHbaKohvr4/S61EHHvOCcI/AAAAAAAAALU/tpdXldgj4JQ/s1600/photo5.jpg


....busty mcguyver.


No really... what do Martha Stewart nesting boxes look like??!

Like THIS.

http://www.mypetchicken.com/catalog/Nesting-Boxes/Amish-Solid-Oak-Nesting-Box-p390.aspx

 

[elizabethbinary]

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Martha Stewart.... nest boxes? LOL!!

But I guess.. to be fair... this is a nestbox I made once:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FtHbaKohvr4/S61EHHvOCcI/AAAAAAAAALU/tpdXldgj4JQ/s1600/photo5.jpg


....busty mcguyver.


No really... what do Martha Stewart nesting boxes look like??!

Like THIS.

http://www.mypetchicken.com/catalog/Nesting-Boxes/Amish-Solid-Oak-Nesting-Box-p390.aspx

.....those are worth like $20... and are really really plain. And not sealed??!

 

[PepsNick]

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Like THIS.

http://www.mypetchicken.com/catalog/Nesting-Boxes/Amish-Solid-Oak-Nesting-Box-p390.aspx

.....those are worth like $20... and are really really plain. And not sealed??!

Yep.

Chickens shouldn't just be one more thing for celebrities to make money off of, really.

 

[redhen]

Oh please... have you nothing else to complain about than Martha and her cute nest boxes... good god...

 

[chickened]

I thought this was a Martha Stewart nest box