If my non-bearded showgirl is an EMU.
Poor ol' man! I gave him some eggs. It's the least I could do after the whole "goat in heat, me chasing goat at 6 am in nothing but a bathrobe and golashes and towel on head as she screamed at the top of her lungs while the neighbor watched from upstairs window" episode.
Poor ol' man! I gave him some eggs. It's the least I could do after the whole "goat in heat, me chasing goat at 6 am in nothing but a bathrobe and golashes and towel on head as she screamed at the top of her lungs while the neighbor watched from upstairs window" episode.