Joke contest (unofficial, no prizes)

[Ninjasquirrel]

Does it have to be chicken related?

What did the cop say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!!!

 

[RIR chicks]

Does it have to be chicken related?

What did the cop say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!!!

It can be any kind of joke. Chicken related just gives you half a point, Halloween jokes gives you an extra point.

 

[cluckmecoop7]

What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Wrap music!

 

[Fuzzy Chicky Mama]

Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip!

 

[Love my chickens 25]

What did the hen say when she pecked everyone in order?

It’s the pecking order!