Joke contest (unofficial, no prizes)

[RIR chicks]

In this thread I am bored (which is common) so, you type a joke. If someone thinks its funny they will respond to it with the haha . The person with the most haha’s wins. There are no prizes. Bonus: type in a Halloween joke. What you get for the bonus is just an extra haha from me. I will not haha any posts unless they do the bonus, if the jokes are funny I will like them to show that its funny but, it won’t count unless its a haha. If you have questions tell me. Remember this is unofficial. It will end as a contest on Halloween night so, on November first I will count up the haha’s and see who won.

 

[CluckerFamily]

I had a hen who could count her own eggs... she was a mathmachicken

 

[RIR chicks]

I had a hen who could count her own eggs... she was a mathmachicken

That’s a good joke should I add a bonus of half a point for chicken/egg/chick jokes? To show half a point I would respond with the love. So you would get a love.

 

[CluckerFamily]

That’s a good joke should I add a bonus for eggs or chickens?

I was actually wearing a shirt with the same joke today while drinking the coffee from my mug that said the same thing! It was a good Friday!

 

[RIR chicks]

If it isn’t a joke then it doesn’t count if it gets any haha‘s . only jokes are apart of the contest any other posts don’t count. Just to get things cleared up

 

[RIR chicks]

So far @CluckerFamily has 1/2 a point. I will post when someone gets a whole/half a point. If there are more than one people posting jokes then I will say who is in the lead. You can post more then one joke, funny quotes or riddles are also allowed. I can’t wait to see everyone’s jokes!

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt QUACKS

 

[RIR chicks]

@EmmaRainboe & @CluckerFamily both have a point and a half So far. It’s a ti for now. I forgot to mention ducks, and other birds count as half a point to

 

[Crestcrazy2]

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to a world where no one would question his motives!

 

[RIR chicks]

3 way tie @Crestcrazy2, @EmmaRainboe, & @CluckerFamily all have a point and a half.