Joke - For all Native Texans or anyone that wants to be one

[Patchofheaven]

Luling has the "Watermelon Thump"
Conroe has the "Cajun Catfish Festival"
The Serbin Picnic (Serbin, near Giddings)
Galveston - Mardi Gras and Dickens/Christmas on the Strand.


I think in Texas we are always looking for something to celebrate or just to have a party...

 

[mom'sfolly]

Eoyore's Birthday, Party Austn
Spamarama, Austin
WestFest, West
OktoberFest, Gruene

South by SouthWest
Austin City Limits Music Festival

 

[Blisschick]

DUH...I forgot the Renaissance Festival in Plantersville!

 

[texanchick1021]

Corsicana has Dereck's Day....never been but my friends say it is fun!

No matter how much I don't like the forever changin' weather, you can't help but love it here!

 

[JaciesCoop]

You also know your a Texan if you know what a "bar ditch" and a "tank" are!

 

[FarmGirl01]

I'm from Texas and I love it. My husband, who is from Missouri, and I always got in the Coke fight. I was nice to see it on paper. Everyone up here ask if you want a "pop". This should be interesting. Does anyony from Texas put beans in their chili?

 

[JaciesCoop]

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I didn't know there was any such thing as chili without beans!!!

 

[Patchofheaven]

We make chili w/o beans, sometimes and then we put it on our hot dogs. We call 'em "Chili Dogs"

 

[JaciesCoop]

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I was joking. Yes that is a good way to use beanless chili. But with a little onion and cheese also! LOL!

 

[rufus]

So, just out of curiosity, why do even the Mexican people in Texas pronounce San Antonio as San Tone?

And what does "Might as well as not" mean? Is it yes or no?

Rufus