Joke from my Dad...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by PineBurrowPeeps, Nov 6, 2008.

  1. Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his
    sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You
    died in your sleep, Ralph..'

    Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much
    to live for. Send me back!'

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go
    back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm
    near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
    clucking, and pecking the ground.
    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's
    your first day here?'

    'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange
    feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
    'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

    'Never,' said Ralph.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big
    deal.'

    Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

    Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He
    soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the
    back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

    Ralph! Wake up. You pooped the bed!'

    (Obviously it wasn't "pooped" but I had to clean it up!)

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  2. mullers3acers

    mullers3acers Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Bex

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  4. mtngirl

    mtngirl Out Of The Brooder

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  5. RickiHupp

    RickiHupp Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

    Aug 19, 2008
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    oh my gosh that is just hilarious!!!!!!!!! You must have a funny dad! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Tell him I said he should be a comedian, will ya? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] and thanks for the laugh! [​IMG]
     
  7. toletiquesbysam

    toletiquesbysam Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2008
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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Too Funny!!!!
     
  8. Quote:If you only knew him in person [​IMG] That joke is really clean compared to the things he sends me usually....
     
  9. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    That is a chicken joke CLASSIC!
     

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