joke of the day

[hatchcrazzzy]

There were these two snake buddies slithering along through the grass.

One snake asked his friend: "Thay, are we poisonous?"

His friend answered: "Yes, very. Why do you ask?"

And the first snake explained: "I jutht bit my tongue

 

[ilovemychickies]

 

[lacyloo]

 

[Churkenduse]

I sent this to my southern girlfriend and she loved it so please I love southerners so don't anyone get upset it is funny.


HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog bowls next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,
I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughter house.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - don't know what got into 'em, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked a ll four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.
Cooter

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[Cheekon]

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