Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

What do cats have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

As farmers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep.
We’d tell them to the dog, but he’d herd them all!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why did the pig take a bath?
The farmer said “hogwash”!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Their ma and pa were in a jam.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.

 

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How did the organic vegetable die?
Natural causes.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?
Beets by Dre.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What kinds of pigs know karate?
Pork chops.