Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

What is a cow’s favorite movie series?

Steer Wars.

 

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When you cross a smurf with a cow, what do you get?

Blue cheese.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

When you cross a smurf with a cow, what do you get?

Blue cheese.

 

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When you cross two ducks and a cow, what do you get?

Quackers and milk.

 

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What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing?

His shadow.

 

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Why did the cow look so confused?

He was having deja moo.

 

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What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.

 

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Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
His nearest and deer-est friends.

 

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.

 

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A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately.
I’m quite fawned of it.