Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

Where do cows go on their days off?

To a moo-seum.

 

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What did the cow say about the farmer’s bad outfit?

That outfit is so bad it’s laugha-bull.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry.

 

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Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?

Their hides are so thick.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did one cow asked its friend?

“Got milk?”

 

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Why do cows like to go to the spa?

To get some re-hoove-ination.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What do cows say when they apologize to one another?

Sorry, I made a mis-steak.

 

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What did the farmer say to lazy the cow?

Just give me 2% milk.

 

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What did the cow say when someone told her a lie?

Sounds like a lot of bull to me.

 

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What type of camera do cows use?

Cow-non.