Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
Buckaroo!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What do you call deer in outer space?
Star bucks.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

How do you save a deer during hunting season?
You hang on for deer life.

 

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Three dummies were walking on a path, and the first one said, “Hey, look — there are deer tracks!” The second one said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” Then the third one said, “Nuh-uh those are—” .........Then they all got hit by a train.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the big buck say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What to rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What to rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What happens to a toad's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.