JOKE's

[chickencoop31320]

How can you keep a rooster from crowing on Monday morning?











Eat him for dinner on Sunday.

 

[Migizi]

LOL you guys think of hilarious jokes!!!!!!

 

[digginchicks]

 

[babymakes6]

Why do blonde's wear ponytails?




















To hide the valve stem.

 

[boxerbabys2]

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?


Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!!

 

[Jseaborn]

Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

 

[Chicken2628]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to!
I just wish we could live in a world without a chicken being questioned for his motives for crossing the road.

 

[ChickenLover200]

Haha! Hope you don't mind me joining in... I love jokes

 

[Harpy Hawk]

is it just me or...

do these two look strangely alike?
coincidence?

 

[ChickenLover200]

I guess so haha!