JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by little farmer, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

    This is a thread where you can just tell random jokes. Make sure that they are appropriate.
    All BYC rules apply!!!! Have fun!!

    Have at it!!! :D
     
  2. Spud Chicken

    Spud Chicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What did the hippie paper say to the hippie pen?



    Write on.
     
  3. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

    Hahaha. :)

    There was a brunette, redhead, and a blond going to a desert, and the brunette brought a jug of water and the others asked: 'Why did you bring that?' and he responded 'In case we get thirsty we can have some water' so they said that was a good idea. The redhead brought a bag of chips and the others asked 'Why did you bring that?' he said: 'In case we get hungry we can eat them.' so they said that was a good idea. The blond brought a car door and the others asked: 'Why did you bring that?' he said: 'In case we get hot we can roll down the window.'
     
  4. Spud Chicken

    Spud Chicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?


    Look grandpa no hands :lol:
     
  5. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

    Good one. >:)
     
  6. Spud Chicken

    Spud Chicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?



    “Where’s pop corn?”
     
  7. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

    Which is correct:
    The yolk of the egg is white
    or
    The yolk of the egg are white?


    Neither. The yolk of the egg aren't white they're yellow. :)
     
  8. What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?


    Quatro Cinco (sink-o)
     
  9. little farmer

    little farmer Chillin' With My Peeps

    What do you call five white men on a bench?

    the NBA
     
    Last edited: Nov 15, 2012
  10. oldrooster

    oldrooster One Crazy Nut

    Why did the Blonde think her neighbor's chickens where cold? They told her they had a capon (cape on)....
     

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