JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[little farmer]

This is a thread where you can just tell random jokes. Make sure that they are appropriate.
All BYC rules apply!!!! Have fun!!

Have at it!!!

 

[Spud Chicken]

What did the hippie paper say to the hippie pen?



Write on.

 

[little farmer]

Hahaha.

There was a brunette, redhead, and a blond going to a desert, and the brunette brought a jug of water and the others asked: 'Why did you bring that?' and he responded 'In case we get thirsty we can have some water' so they said that was a good idea. The redhead brought a bag of chips and the others asked 'Why did you bring that?' he said: 'In case we get hungry we can eat them.' so they said that was a good idea. The blond brought a car door and the others asked: 'Why did you bring that?' he said: 'In case we get hot we can roll down the window.'

 

[Spud Chicken]

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?


Look grandpa no hands

 

[little farmer]

Good one. >

 

[Spud Chicken]

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?



“Where’s pop corn?”

 

[little farmer]

Which is correct:
The yolk of the egg is white
or
The yolk of the egg are white?


Neither. The yolk of the egg aren't white they're yellow.

 

[lizard of oz]

What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?


Quatro Cinco (sink-o)

 

[little farmer]

What do you call five white men on a bench?

the NBA

 

[oldrooster]

Why did the Blonde think her neighbor's chickens where cold? They told her they had a capon (cape on)....