Just a little New Years humor for WOMEN...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by teach1rusl, Jan 1, 2010.

  1. teach1rusl

    teach1rusl Love My Chickens

    Got this this morning (from my brother...lol). It's good to start off the new year with a laugh....

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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
    anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
    because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!
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    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
    for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
    death.
    AMEN
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    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men.
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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
    shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
    "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

    And they say blondes are dumb...
     
    Last edited: Jan 1, 2010
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  4. Miss Sebright

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  6. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
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    My first official laugh of 2010! Thanks [​IMG]
     

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