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I'll sneak up and co-miserate.
"Smoke?" [lean the pack toward them]
"Don't minnnnd if I doooo." they hiss. Bad habits are what monsters and I are all about.
"Rough night for guard detail. Cold, windy, rainy. Could be worse though, eh? Could be sleeting."
"Arrrr." They say. "It'ssss alwaysssss like thisssss."
"I saw a kid down the street staying up late. Reading scary stories, to his little sister," (The four monsters go quiet and all 12 monster eyes, on me) "who's hiding under the covers. Their babysitter doesn't believe in monsters! Pfff. Since she's over the age of 9, she can't see monsters anymore."
"What'sssss the addressssssss?" The monsters assssk.
"Two blocks down, on the right hand side.... the oldest is sleeping out in a tent...... He watched the original "Halloween" and "The Ring" last night."
[poof] a small pop in the vacuum left by the monster's absence.
REDHEN hands me a dollar and a gives me a pat on the back, before touching up her camo face-paint and going in.
You're in trouble now ,Fluffy! I've JetBlack helping me...
He's wrong on a number of levels.
*I'm the oldest.
*We don't have a babysitter.
*I didn't watch any horror movies.
*I AM NOT sleeping in a tent!
I'll sneak up and co-miserate.
"Smoke?" [lean the pack toward them]
"Don't minnnnd if I doooo." they hiss. Bad habits are what monsters and I are all about.
"Rough night for guard detail. Cold, windy, rainy. Could be worse though, eh? Could be sleeting."
"Arrrr." They say. "It'ssss alwaysssss like thisssss."
"I saw a kid down the street staying up late. Reading scary stories, to his little sister," (The four monsters go quiet and all 12 monster eyes, on me) "who's hiding under the covers. Their babysitter doesn't believe in monsters! Pfff. Since she's over the age of 9, she can't see monsters anymore."
"What'sssss the addressssssss?" The monsters assssk.
"Two blocks down, on the right hand side.... the oldest is sleeping out in a tent...... He watched the original "Halloween" and "The Ring" last night."
[poof] a small pop in the vacuum left by the monster's absence.
REDHEN hands me a dollar and a gives me a pat on the back, before touching up her camo face-paint and going in.
You're in trouble now ,Fluffy! I've JetBlack helping me...
He's wrong on a number of levels.
*I'm the oldest.
*We don't have a babysitter.
*I didn't watch any horror movies.
*I AM NOT sleeping in a tent!
