Just for all of you Mike Rowe fans..The OFFICIAL Mike Rowe Thread!

[TheChickenCameFirst]

Hmmm... *opens the door to HER basement and looks down* A Young Harrison Ford.... Yeppers!

(He's in my basement, but my hubbys on my couch!!!!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Ah, you have a raid-proof basement too, Wild? Who did you order yours from? Mine often gets leaks.

 

[FluffyColor]

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But seriously now...
He says MUCH better things to ME....
Just saying...

He says better things to me.

and I'm not next to his bedroom, and I don't mess with the chickens in the middle of the night. I don't know who he's talking about.

 

[JetBlack]

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Ooh..interesting.,..
He calls you too?? Huh....

Y'all just tellin' lies.

Unless you two sneaked in here and drugged him up.

Tonight the monsters will have whistles. If one sees Redsky or Wildhen, they will call all the others except for a few lookouts.

I'll sneak up and co-miserate.

"Smoke?" [lean the pack toward them]

"Don't minnnnd if I doooo." they hiss. Bad habits are what monsters and I are all about.

"Rough night for guard detail. Cold, windy, rainy. Could be worse though, eh? Could be sleeting."

"Arrrr." They say. "It'ssss alwaysssss like thisssss."

"I saw a kid down the street staying up late. Reading scary stories, to his little sister," (The four monsters go quiet and all 12 monster eyes, on me) "who's hiding under the covers. Their babysitter doesn't believe in monsters! Pfff. Since she's over the age of 9, she can't see monsters anymore."

"What'sssss the addressssssss?" The monsters assssk.

"Two blocks down, on the right hand side.... the oldest is sleeping out in a tent...... He watched the original "Halloween" and "The Ring" last night."

[poof] a small pop in the vacuum left by the monster's absence.

REDHEN hands me a dollar and a gives me a pat on the back, before touching up her camo face-paint and going in.

 

[tdgill]

I wouldn't be able to keep Mike downstairs for long. I'd miss him and his gorgeousness. Those eyes. I would give anything to hear him read (or see him star as) Travis Mcgee novels to me....sigh.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Well, sadly, all my crushes don't exist in real life, so...

 

[redhen]

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OOOH SEE... greedy old cougar!!

Ya cant have them both... jeesh...

I make my own rules!

Also in my "camp" would be Brad Pitt (the younger one

) Matt Damon, Jon Bon Jovi (yes ladies... ) Steven Tyler (yeah the old fart, old enough to be my grandfather)

There are more, but I have to go down to the basement to see who I have (this week) - I forget.

This lady is sicker than me....

 

[redhen]

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Meh... dont worry...
You have PLENTY of years for all that stuffus...

 

[redhen]

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Y'all just tellin' lies.

Unless you two sneaked in here and drugged him up.

Tonight the monsters will have whistles. If one sees Redsky or Wildhen, they will call all the others except for a few lookouts.

I'll sneak up and co-miserate.

"Smoke?" [lean the pack toward them]

"Don't minnnnd if I doooo." they hiss. Bad habits are what monsters and I are all about.

"Rough night for guard detail. Cold, windy, rainy. Could be worse though, eh? Could be sleeting."

"Arrrr." They say. "It'ssss alwaysssss like thisssss."

"I saw a kid down the street staying up late. Reading scary stories, to his little sister," (The four monsters go quiet and all 12 monster eyes, on me) "who's hiding under the covers. Their babysitter doesn't believe in monsters! Pfff. Since she's over the age of 9, she can't see monsters anymore."

"What'sssss the addressssssss?" The monsters assssk.

"Two blocks down, on the right hand side.... the oldest is sleeping out in a tent...... He watched the original "Halloween" and "The Ring" last night."

[poof] a small pop in the vacuum left by the monster's absence.

REDHEN hands me a dollar and a gives me a pat on the back, before touching up her camo face-paint and going in.

You're in trouble now ,Fluffy! I've JetBlack helping me...

 

[redhen]

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Whats that song by Aerosmith??

Let me think....

OOh yeah... DREAM ON...!