O.K. this reminds me of my first Thanksgiving as a young married woman - all of 20 - who had never cooked before but I remembered my mom's stuffing and giblet gravy. But somehow I remembered it all wrong.
I made a stuffing, out of what I can't remember, but I do remember and will forever, as will the now ex-hubby, the cumquat and liver I added. I think I got the giblets confused with the liver and in any event, I diced up the liver and cut up some cumquats and added that and stuffed the turkey. My new DH and I had Thanksgiving dinner alone (long story but his family didn't approve of me and had walked out of our wedding two weeks earlier) and I was so excited to take that turkey out of the oven. I would show them, didn't need anyone to cook Thanksgiving dinner for us.
We each took one bite of the stuffing, about the same time, and before he could even say anything, I grabbed it up and threw it in the trash. It was the worst tasting thing I had ever put in my mouth.
Years later we would laugh about what came to be called my "Famous liver and cumquat dressing"
Oh, fond memories. Well now it's been almost 30 years and I've hosted just about every Thanskgiving and do all the cooking, no one brings a thing, but I've yet to try my "Famous" stuffing again.